OOO: The Collection - Pt. 1

While at my previous job I used to take delight in writing clever, or at least long-winded Out Of Office messages. I will attempt to find my favourite ones during my time there and post them.

Hi there,

Unfortunately I am the latest victim to be struck down by the potentially fatal “Man-flu” (see: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Man_flu).

As I did not feel comfortable spreading my germs and/or potentially passing out at my desk in-front of my co-workers, I have decided to work from home for the rest of the afternoon.

Feel free to give me a call on my cell phone if you need anything, god-willing I am still alive.

Cheers,

Nivin
Head of Technology
Mobile: xxxx