OOO: The Collection - Pt. 3

While at my previous job I used to take delight in writing clever, or at least long-winded Out Of Office messages. I will attempt to find my favourite ones during my time there and post them.

 

Hello there,

I am currently out of the office hanging out with my mum and doing some much needed renovations to my house.

This mostly involves removing all the junk I have collected over the years and re-arranging my records into a proper record shelf. I also plan to take my mum out for high tea, as I haven’t seen her in awhile and she likes things like that.

Anyway - I will be back in the office on Tuesday 12th October, however if you need something super urgently or even if you just want to have a chat, feel free to give me a call on my mobile xxxx.

Otherwise I will reply to your email on my return.

Cheers!

Nivin

OOO: The Collection - Pt. 2

While at my previous job I used to take delight in writing clever, or at least long-winded Out Of Office messages. I will attempt to find my favourite ones during my time there and post them.

Hello there,

I am currently out of the office for the morning giving a presentation at CAANZ.

I will be attempting to mold and amaze the minds of the younger folk in our industry, while trying to remember what my slides mean.

I am excited about giving this presentation as it is about a topic I am quite passionate about - mobile. I am also excited because I am presenting at AUT, which is where I spent many years at university.

Anyway - I will be back in the afternoon, however if you have any urgent queries please give me a call on my mobile (xxxx).

Otherwise, if you too would like to watch me enchant, educate and leave people in awe with my amazing knowledge - feel free to pop down to AUT and join!

Cheers,

Nivin

OOO: The Collection - Pt. 1

While at my previous job I used to take delight in writing clever, or at least long-winded Out Of Office messages. I will attempt to find my favourite ones during my time there and post them.

Hi there,

Unfortunately I am the latest victim to be struck down by the potentially fatal “Man-flu” (see: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Man_flu).

As I did not feel comfortable spreading my germs and/or potentially passing out at my desk in-front of my co-workers, I have decided to work from home for the rest of the afternoon.

Feel free to give me a call on my cell phone if you need anything, god-willing I am still alive.

Cheers,

Nivin
Head of Technology
Mobile: xxxx